Rehnquist Dies at Superdome

Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist passed away yesterday as the last bus pulled away without him at the New Orleans Superdome.

Having to spend five days without his favorite caviar, his favorite bath robe and slippers, Rehnqusit finally succumbed to the cancer that had taken over his body when Homeland Security and F.E.M.A. could not get him his much needed chemo-therapy drugs in time.

Services will be next Thursday. For those interested in viewing his body, it will be along with the hundreds of others stacked somewhere in one of the temporary morgues in New Orleans.

If you're not sure which body bag (or sheet covered body) is his, feel free to pray over any of them; they're all equal now.